{"product_id":"dad-jokes-loading-etched-rocks-glass","title":"Dad Jokes Loading Etched Rocks Glass","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"otQkpb\" role=\"heading\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eThe Perfect Vessel for High-Quality Cringes\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eFuel his comedic \"genius\" with the ultimate companion for storytelling, unwinding, and baseline groan-worthy humor. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eDad Jokes Loading Etched Rocks Glass\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is custom-crafted for the father figure who takes pride in his comedic timing—no matter how long the punchline takes to buffer.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a permanently etched design, this premium lowball glass displays a playful loading bar graphic alongside the warning every family member knows all too well. Whether he’s pouring a neat bourbon, a classic old fashioned, or just an ice-cold soda, this glass serves as a hilarious reminder that a classic pun is officially on the way.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s the ideal gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, holiday stocking stuffers, or any occasion when his repertoire needs a spirited refresh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDishwasher safe without fear of ruining the finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Queen's Mint Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54464037552268,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/7843\/7004\/files\/dadjokes_darkbackground_cocktail.jpg?v=1787846839","url":"https:\/\/queensmintgifts.com\/products\/dad-jokes-loading-etched-rocks-glass","provider":"Queen's Mint Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}